08.31.08
American Solipsism
Three years ago I commented on the Weather Channel’s reporting that in a “worst-case scenario” the edge of hurricane Emily might graze Florida or Texas, but not to worry, the worst part of the storm was merely headed toward Mexico.
Tonight I just saw some doofus of a reporter on CNN saying how we all hope hurricane Gustav doesn’t hit any part of the United States. Not “any inhabited area” – just “any part of the United States.”
Mike said,
September 1, 2008 at 1:57 am
Soylent Green is… oh, wait, they’re just Mexicans…
Benjamin Darrington said,
September 2, 2008 at 11:09 am
The Onion:
Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Landmass To The South